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I'm Danny, I like to laugh at random things which only a few people seem to find as funny as I do, and I love those people for it.

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give a listen to what's (ringing in my ears right now)

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Archive

Jun
26th
Fri
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jessicabreedlove:

lovelopie:

yasmeen:

rustedsmile:captainoo:

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance and you don’t karate. Face it, you’re never gonna make it.

Oooh, memories.

i still love this video. forever.
my favorite part is when they tackle the mascot.

Ok…. I really like this video. Because of that… I sort of like the song too. :\

i genuinely really enjoy this band, and I think this video is so well done, from the Rushmore inspiration and theme, to the cinematography, to the clever humor in it. one of my favorite videos actually.

Jun
25th
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jessicabreedlove:

nullisnotzero:

creeperstatus:
(via juliasegal)
LIKE EVERY FUCKING MINUTE!


i miss his twitter sooo much, he was the reason i joined in the first place

jessicabreedlove:

nullisnotzero:

creeperstatus:

(via juliasegal)

LIKE EVERY FUCKING MINUTE!

i miss his twitter sooo much, he was the reason i joined in the first place

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fmylife:

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2” gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

arrggh! a note to everyone on planet earth: do not fucking call them gauges. to “gauge” something is to determine the size of it, to make something bigger is to STRETCH it. you do not wear “gauges” in you stretched lobes, etc. you wear “plugs”, “earrings”, or even just “jewelry”. you don’t even know what your modification is called, you shouldn’t be doing it to your body, you fucktard. if you want to avoid being ridiculed and /or punched in the face by a person with body modifiactions, do not call them gauges. for fuck’s sake.

Jun
23rd
Tue
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so I'm a really bad friends...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH! sorry i didn’t get around to wishing you to have a good day till now, my bad…
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(via jessicabreedlove)
other than a dinosaur face with Molestasuaurus written under it, this is almost the best grafitti i’ve ever seen

(via jessicabreedlove)

other than a dinosaur face with Molestasuaurus written under it, this is almost the best grafitti i’ve ever seen

Jun
18th
Thu
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squeeee!
squeeee!
Jun
16th
Tue
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I was done with work at 8:30

but my boss forgot to leave me keys and a security code, as this is the first night I’ve closed the store. I am still waiting for her to call me back/come lock up the store. I’m tired and hungry and just really wanna go home. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Jun
14th
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new nostrils complete with sticky-outy jewelry!
new nostrils complete with sticky-outy jewelry!
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today I got my nostrils dermal-punched at a 12 gauge. it was kinda gnar gnar, not my favorite thing to do, but not as bad as I thought it would be. I freakin love em and can’t wait to wear the plugs I really wanna wear
today I got my nostrils dermal-punched at a 12 gauge. it was kinda gnar gnar, not my favorite thing to do, but not as bad as I thought it would be. I freakin love em and can’t wait to wear the plugs I really wanna wear
Jun
13th
Sat
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