December 2008
"it's a party, Marge, it doesn't have to make...
truer words have never been spoken, Mr. Simpson.
time to start decorating
a penis cake. let’s do this, people.
(via aleck)
aleck:
natkretchun:
This is for my little brother (as he is just about the only person who knows this thing exists). When Al and I were kids, we, like most little kids, would fire up the old tape recorder and make radio shows. One particular show that stands out in my mind was one in which Al (about 6 or 7 years old at the time) offered up an extremely stirring rendition of “Born to be Wild”. ...
the chinese retaurant across the street
jessicabreedlove:
deathbeforedigital:
is packed to the effin gills, and every other chinese place I drove past today on my quest for eggs had a line around the block. I, for once, resisted the temptation to by premade food, bee tee doubleyou. be proud of me.
“I drove”
Woah, woah, you have a car down there Danny?
<3
lindsay has her car, and she-for some reason-is cool enough to entrust me...
the chinese retaurant across the street
is packed to the effin gills, and every other chinese place I drove past today on my quest for eggs had a line around the block. I, for once, resisted the temptation to by premade food, bee tee doubleyou. be proud of me.
at this very moment
I am eating my x mas dinner that consists of not one but two, count ‘em two, variations of potato dishes-mashed potatoes and cheesy home fries-and rice a roni and watching Love Actually. also, there are chocolate chip cookies awaiting my more than willing tum tum.
i need to find an open store today
so I can buy some eggs and food coloring, because i have a giant penis cake to make for may big gay friend’s big gay birthday. let the quest begin…
mmm, cheeeese
I’m sitting down to a dinner of cheesy, seasoned home fries and chili(smothered in cheese, of course) to watch the only christmas movie-other than Nightmare Before Christmas-that I own, Elf. Will Ferrell take me away…p.s. Zooey Deschanel totally reminds me of my friend Jessica, for some reason…
Also
I chased that box of Rice a Roni with a piece of cake. With rainbow chip frosting. Pretty sure I just figured out why I’m still single…
I just ate a whole box of Rice a Roni
why? I was hungry, I’m poor, and cannot cook actual food. Anymore questions?
kiamatthews:
I enjoy having roommates because when I order food and the delivery guy comes and he sees other people walking around in the background and he thinks “oh, this massive amount of food is for multiple people.” But it’s not.
I too am guilty of this. Thank you Lindsay, for providing a fat kid a binge alibi.
p.s.
that guy got his B.A. from Willamette University in Salem, OR. woot.
Watchomg, awesome. it’s not too late to keep fighting Prop 8.
