January 2009
I am not amused by sprinkler vomit.
– Lindsay, after I pantomimed vomiting everywhere after watching some Jonas Brothers videos.
I started a Twitter for my cat
go and follow it, just don’t make him more popular than me…
“as i looked up from my wallet i saw a giant round white head awkwardly bobbing behind her. now admittedly, i had plenty of time to warn her, but really, why the hell would i?”
oh Al, you crack me up.
"Grab the book closest to you. Go to page 56. Find...
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Why do you amuse yourself with consolatory fables?
- Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino.
“you must not think of anything but your acting”
- Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray
“”Rather than sparkling, they remained flat and impassive, like old dimes.”
- Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, David Sedaris
“That way lies...