fmylife: Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2” gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML arrggh! a note to everyone on planet earth: do not fucking call them gauges. to “gauge”...
so I'm a really bad friends...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH! sorry i didn’t get around to wishing you to have a good day till now, my bad…
I was done with work at 8:30
but my boss forgot to leave me keys and a security code, as this is the first night I’ve closed the store. I am still waiting for her to call me back/come lock up the store. I’m tired and hungry and just really wanna go home. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
(Power of Love-Huey Lewis and the News) in honor...
I am currently listening to
my roommate reading, outloud, passages from Twilight. Hilarious. It is a shame that the author is just rakin’ it in over this drivel, her writing is fucking atrocious. At least the movie has that pretty dude to distract you from the bog of shite you’re wading through.
Finally watched Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
the movie was kind of a big ol’ “Eh” but the soundtrack was fucking solid. Seriously, if you’re into indie stuff, this is one of the most consistently grooveable and respectable collections of, in my opinion, the best of the genre. Noteable standouts: “After Hours” by We Are Scientists and “Electro Socket Blues” by Rogue Wave. For reals, if those...
listening to "Gemini (Birthday Song) - Why?" →
i thoroughly enjoy these guys.
listening to "Please, Please, Please Let Me Get... →
I make this plea every day.
in honor of me going to see a screening of The... →
listening to "Skulls - Misfits meet The Nutley... →
I need to buy this album, and pretty much everything else this guy’s done. freaking hilarious and totally geeenius.