death before digital

fmylife:

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2” gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

arrggh! a note to everyone on planet earth: do not fucking call them gauges. to “gauge” something is to determine the size of it, to make something bigger is to STRETCH it. you do not wear “gauges” in you stretched lobes, etc. you wear “plugs”, “earrings”, or even just “jewelry”. you don’t even know what your modification is called, you shouldn’t be doing it to your body, you fucktard. if you want to avoid being ridiculed and /or punched in the face by a person with body modifiactions, do not call them gauges. for fuck’s sake.